eye6769
Vegetarian who lives2eat
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren`t people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren`t people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
