poem

just found and thought id share

A PRAYER FOR THE WICKED

Please Lord, help me through the day,
don't put temptation in my way,
don't let my will be turned aside,
by chocolate, cakes, or food that's fried.

Let me remember bulging hips,
and help resist big plates of chips,
I also pray that you can save me,
from roast potatoes with thick beef gravy!

If to the larder door I stray,
then turn my steps the other way,
and furthermore, see I don't syn
at midnight with the biscuit tin.

If my food plan I strictly follow,
and not one extra syn I swallow,
If I am good then have no fear,
those excess pounds will disappear

I want to print this and stick in in a frame in my kitchen!

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