A chuckle if you're having a bad day

JaxieD

Silver Member
A doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle
of vodka, a packet of pringles , the remainder of Prozac and Valium
prescriptions, and the rest of the Cheesecake in the refrigerator.
You have no idea how good I feel right now.
Please send this around to those you feel are in need of inner peash!

:D
Jax
 
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