O/t Got any jokes?

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thinkthincd

Silver Member

• 9 November 2008

• #1

Evening!

Well it's raining and none of us can comfort eat or drink ourselves in to a stupor to cheer up so lets hear your best jokes!

Are you ready ....this is my personal fav.


What do you do if you see a spaceman???




Park your car man!


lololololololol i know its terrible but it's still bought a smile to my face, lets hear yours.


xxx

 

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wannabslim

Gold Member

• 9 November 2008

• #2

ummmm i dont get it am a bit slow on the uptake!! x

 

Snowbaby

Wants to shed pounds more

• 9 November 2008

• #3

What goes 'oooooooo?'
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A cow with no lips!

bada - ching! I thang yew :-D

 

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Gloria19

I know I can do it..

• 9 November 2008

• #4

A cow with no lips? lol

 

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Gloria19

I know I can do it..

• 9 November 2008

• #5

Dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse ?" asks the owner.
"A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to his finest mare.
"Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?".
The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's eyes.
"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?".
Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.
"Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again,picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I see her twot?"
With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina and holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that, can I see her Gallop?"

I love this one, but it's easier to say when drunk lol

 

abz

Gold Member

• 10 November 2008

• #6

i've told this somewhere before on here but it's closeish to christmas so it's allowe

two snowmen in a field. one turns to the other and says 'is it just me, or can you smell carrots'.



abz xx

 

Sarah_V

Silver Member

• 10 November 2008

• #7

hahahaha that has cheered me up no end reading those...

Great thread..


Sarah xx

 

Byebye bingo wings

Full Member

• 10 November 2008

• #8

I went to the zoo the other day...it only had one dog.

It was a shitzu!

Boom boom, I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I first heard this. I may have issues!

 

Snowbaby

Wants to shed pounds more

• 14 November 2008

• #9

Text MSG Joke::

I left my job at the helium balloon factory - I couldnt stand the way they speak to you

Text MSG Reply ::

I hear they speak very highly of you