WOMEN'S DICTIONARY:
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>
>
> 40-ish.............................................49
>
> Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
>
> Athletic......................................No tits
>
> Average looking..................................Ugly
>
> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
>
> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
>
> Emotionally Secure......................On medication
>
> Feminist..........................................Fat
>
> Free spirit....................................Junkie
>
> Friendship first..........................Former slut
>
> Fun..........................................Annoying
>
> New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
>
> Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
>
> Open-minded.................................Desperate
>
> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
>
> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
>
> Professional....................................*****
>
> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
>
> Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
>
> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
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>
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> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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>
>
> 1. Yes = No
>
> 2. No = Yes
>
> 3. Maybe = No
>
> 4. We need = I want..
>
> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
>
> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
>
> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
>
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
>
> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>
> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all
> you ever think about?
>
>
>
> MEN'S ENGLISH:
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>
>
> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
>
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
>
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
>
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>
> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
>
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
>
> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
>
>
>
> 40-ish.............................................49
>
> Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
>
> Athletic......................................No tits
>
> Average looking..................................Ugly
>
> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
>
> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
>
> Emotionally Secure......................On medication
>
> Feminist..........................................Fat
>
> Free spirit....................................Junkie
>
> Friendship first..........................Former slut
>
> Fun..........................................Annoying
>
> New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
>
> Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
>
> Open-minded.................................Desperate
>
> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
>
> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
>
> Professional....................................*****
>
> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
>
> Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
>
> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
>
>
>
> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>
>
>
> 1. Yes = No
>
> 2. No = Yes
>
> 3. Maybe = No
>
> 4. We need = I want..
>
> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
>
> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
>
> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
>
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
>
> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>
> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all
> you ever think about?
>
>
>
> MEN'S ENGLISH:
>
>
>
> 1. I am hungry = I am hungry
>
> 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
>
> 3. I am tired = I am tired
>
> 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>
> 5. I love you = Let's have sex now
>
> 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
>
> 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>
> 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
