Completely off topic but had to share - I am roaring with laughter

emski

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Dont know if any of you have facebook but there is an application on there called Social Me.. Its where people can rate your photo and send you messages.. its hilarious as all these guys think Im hot or whatever.. anyhoo just got this message ...

hi
OMG!!where are you from my Lady? I am afraid you are not from this sinful world of ours......I came across your profile by chance and stumble and stick at your beautiful profile......I am Dave by name based in Dubai.......can I be opportuned to know you better than this my lady???? I will be glad if only I can read from you..........then My soul shall be go down with me in peace.
\ Dave

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
 
oooh yes, when i first joined facebook i used to get ones like that, i love the ones with really bad english in them best were the sentences just dont make sence.

ha ha facebook is funny
 
hilarious xxxx
 
Brilliant! I don't have that application cus of all the weirdos but that is funny!
 
Go girl you've pulled. lol
 
You packed yet? - does DA know that you have found your soul mate? Does he have a friend??
 
I am keeping my options open.. I have my pick of a number of freaks geeks and hill billy throwbacks who all think Im hot!!!
 
Better than not being stalked after at all. lol
 
I am keeping my options open.. I have my pick of a number of freaks geeks and hill billy throwbacks who all think Im hot!!!

Do you remember the weirdos we picked up in Butlins that happened to live in your home town??
 
Yes and the less said about that the better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok - my lips are sealed!

By the way did you accept my challenge to lose 4lb by the 8 August?
 
oooh yes, when i first joined facebook i used to get ones like that, i love the ones with really bad english in them best were the sentences just dont make sence.

ha ha facebook is funny

Actually, his intrusion and intention aside, I think his english was brilliant. MUCH better than my arabic which is non existent
 
Yep but make it 3 as I lost another 1lb.. took the loss and ran like hell!!! Hit the 13 stone mark today!!

Fabulous!! Well done - 3lb it is then, agreed - we shall weigh in together on the Saturday??
 
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