'kin gutted !!!

howdy-doody

Eloquent hooligan
I was going to have a friend down for the bank holiday w/e & I purposely came out ketosis yesterday so I could have a drink or two (or plenty).

Well - now they're not coming down :mad:

I've only had salmon on salad & chicken on salad (both with a citrus dressing) yesterday n today but still...

Back on the shakes tomorrow & expecting a few days of horribleness before K Day kicks in again...

Would've been worth it for a weekend on the lash with someone I hadn't seen in yonks but still... & the worst bit is I didn't even fuggin miss food or give in to temptation grrrrr (still... not denying it tasted ace :D )

Luckily my May / June / July diary is hermit-like so I can crack on with no distractions / temptations.

Please welcome me back with open arms... :D
 
Welcome back babe, you can do it Although if it was me i'd be tempted to have a pint or two before getting stuck back in:)
 
No my arms are closed you donkey, it will do you no good flitting in and out of ketosis, cant you just wait a couple of month and then go get lashed with the lads.
Get a grip fella, sit it out!
 
No my arms are closed you donkey, it will do you no good flitting in and out of ketosis, cant you just wait a couple of month and then go get lashed with the lads.
Get a grip fella, sit it out!

I've missed you sweet cheeks ;) xxx

And yes - was only gonna be the one w/e in & out - but grip got & word had ;)
 
sorry about your plans getting messed up but as lillie says you may still be in ketosis.get yourself on the pints of water just to help you back on track.
 
sorry about your plans getting messed up but as lillie says you may still be in ketosis.get yourself on the pints of water just to help you back on track.

Some habits were hard to break lol I still put away litres a day even the last couple of days... had a sip of flavoured water yesterday & it was far too sweet.. funny how yer tastebuds change... ice cold normal water every time now :)
 
wasnt you going to do the the same for a bird you bumberclat a while ago, sod the boozing man ya dont need it while ya doing this LT thing, and Ii was a 10 pint a night man as you can see, lol .
head down lets go! X
 
wasnt you going to do the the same for a bird you bumberclat a while ago, sod the boozing man ya dont need it while ya doing this LT thing, and Ii was a 10 pint a night man as you can see, lol .
head down lets go! X

aye - same one - that was the one who was coming down this w/e...

The things you do for the sniff of a ride :eek:
 
Orrrr they boys are back and writing such lovely things!! Can't beat comments like 'sniff of a ride'!
 
I must admit I perform much better with a couple, not lots of beer in me, but they wil just have to put up with a few hours of luuuuurv making for now! xxx
 
right cold shower cold shakes and cold water for you howdy!!!considering what you've had it shouldnt be long before your back in ketosis and losing just think how many more pounds you'll of lost next to you get a sniff lolololol ginette
 
I think it's cheating on me... :cry:
OK hun if you are getting desperate i suppose you could alays try having sex ith your car....and being a carifeliac lmao i as reading an article earlier on lol
At least them you ouldnt need you beer as your car ould purrrr afterards anyay hahahah
P.s don't forget to practice safe car sex and uxe a condom ...exhausts get very dirty LMAO:D:D:D
 
OK hun if you are getting desperate i suppose you could alays try having sex ith your car....and being a carifeliac lmao i as reading an article earlier on lol
At least them you ouldnt need you beer as your car ould purrrr afterards anyay hahahah
P.s don't forget to practice safe car sex and uxe a condom ...exhausts get very dirty LMAO:D:D:D


hahahaha - you seen that pic too ? the bloke in basque n sussies & his dobber up an exhaust pipe ? wrong un !! :eek: now that is an ex taking revenge good n proper - never piss off your woman - especially if she has dirt like that on you :D

Anyway... desperate ? Moi ? No chance... :p I'm too cool for school me
 
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