Thought you might get a laugh out of this

Caress

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Well it made me laugh anyway LOL

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Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips
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The Real Woman's Way
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Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
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Delia's Way
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To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
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The Real Woman's Way
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Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
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Delia's Way
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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
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The Real Woman's Way
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Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
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Delia's Way
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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
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The Real Woman's Way
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If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
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Delia's Way
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
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The Real Woman's Way
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It could keep forever.
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Delia's Way
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Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
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The Real Woman's Way
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Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?
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Delia's Way
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If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
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The Real Woman's Way
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Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip
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I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.
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Delia's Way
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Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
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The Real Woman's Way
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LMAO!!!! love the lime in vodka one :D
 
Very good! I like it! I can identify with the wine one ;)
 
funny lol
do people actually have left over wine lmfao:p
 
LMAO.....Excellent Andrea, thanks for sharing x
 
verrry funny. And so true!
 
Love it! Will have to use some of them me thinks. Well funny.x
 
lmao :D
 
Delia. There's something about her that's kinda sweet, but seriously, is she from another planet?:confused::D:D:D
 
Classic!
 
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