kellymundy
Gold Member
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional boxer.5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
