9 Words Women Use

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> 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
>
> (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
>
> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
> you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
> in
> fine.
>
> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
> and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
> about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
> make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
> deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
> says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
> all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever').
>
> (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
>
> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
> now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
> wrong?'
> For the woman's response refer to # 3.
>
> * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
> avoid if they remember the terminology.
>
> * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
> they know it's true.
 
I was sent this before a year or two ago, but another friend sent it to me today! From the other side of the world:D It is a bit of a giggle as I can see myself in some of them:p
 
me too. just read them to my OH.. and he said.. "its not funny.. Thats real life.. thats YOU".. i didnt know whether to take that as a compliment.. LOL.
x x x
 
my OH agrees :D

Very funny, and VERY true xxx
 
Funny from across the pond, good to know..
 
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