Things you will never say on your deathbed...

"Yeah, help yourself to my shoe and bag collection. It's just stuff."

"WHY didn't I go see Riverdance when I had the chance?!"

"Bring me my copies of "Crossroads" and "From Justin to Kelly."

"Does this hospice gown make me look hippy?"

"Pull my finger."

Does my breath smell?

Is my hair okay?

Can you bring me a copy of War and Peace next time you visit?