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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about arecent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stagewith a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his familyand to thank his new father- in- law for providing such a lavish
reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted togive everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including thewedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open theirenvelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bridehaving sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and hadhired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for acouple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge-- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and familymembers.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bridehumping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there'sMASTERCARD
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar ofJalapenos-- what you do today, might burn your asstomorrow......"
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about arecent wedding that took place at ClemsonUniversity.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stagewith a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his familyand to thank his new father- in- law for providing such a lavish
reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted togive everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including thewedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open theirenvelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bridehaving sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and hadhired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for acouple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge-- making the bride's parents pay over $32,000for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and familymembers.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bridehumping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there'sMASTERCARD
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar ofJalapenos-- what you do today, might burn your asstomorrow......"
