kikuka
Tequila makes miaow happy
Ok, not that way (not enough beans (eeuw, worry))
I seem to hav got a bit carried a way with my inner voice. When I started this, I was self talking, you knw, I dont want to eat that, it isnt good for me, it wont take me where I want to go.
I have done this so many times, i got to feeling like my fat was talking to me - go on, one barm wont hurt, you will enjoy it, you can bee good tomorrow'
and my brain is saying ' think how you will feel at christmas if you have lost 3 st. your jeans already look like they belong to Krusty the clown. Is that not better than a barm cake?'
Now I can actually imagine my fat bum saying 'WEEEEEE! I am shrinking! Take that, tight jeans! take that - false bargain pants from monsoon that never fitted and I was too lazy to take back and now fasten! I am smaller! I will be smaller still! I WILL fit in an aeroplane seat! and i won block th water from getting to the back of the bath!'
Okay, I admit this appears slightly unhinged, but it keeps me amused when OH is eating crumpets. (ohh - there's my bum again - no longer will my surface be the texture of a crumpet - i will be a NECTARINE!)
I seem to hav got a bit carried a way with my inner voice. When I started this, I was self talking, you knw, I dont want to eat that, it isnt good for me, it wont take me where I want to go.
I have done this so many times, i got to feeling like my fat was talking to me - go on, one barm wont hurt, you will enjoy it, you can bee good tomorrow'
and my brain is saying ' think how you will feel at christmas if you have lost 3 st. your jeans already look like they belong to Krusty the clown. Is that not better than a barm cake?'
Now I can actually imagine my fat bum saying 'WEEEEEE! I am shrinking! Take that, tight jeans! take that - false bargain pants from monsoon that never fitted and I was too lazy to take back and now fasten! I am smaller! I will be smaller still! I WILL fit in an aeroplane seat! and i won block th water from getting to the back of the bath!'
Okay, I admit this appears slightly unhinged, but it keeps me amused when OH is eating crumpets. (ohh - there's my bum again - no longer will my surface be the texture of a crumpet - i will be a NECTARINE!)