Arr Matey!

Tinytootz

Mini crazy cat lady

• 19 September 2011

• #1

Happy 'International talk like a pirate day'!

What does a pirate wear in the winter time?

A Parrrrrrrrka.....

 

who_la_hoop

Silver Member

• 19 September 2011

• #2

Yarrrrr! I be wearin' my pirate boots today

(No, really, I am! lol!)

 

L

louisedan

Gold Member

• 19 September 2011

• #3

why was the mermaid upset?
Cos the sea weed.

cant think of any pirate jokes only sea ones!

 

Maximus

Gold Member

• 19 September 2011

• #4

What do pirates and pimps have in common?


They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?


Shiver me timbers!

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What did the pirate pay for his ear piercing?

A Buccaneer

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CAPRICORN

Gold Member

• 20 September 2011

• #5

Hubbies fave joke .....

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arghhhhhhh!!!

 

L

Lonestitcher

Silver Member

• 21 September 2011

• #6

I walked round all day wearing my T-shirt that says

"To err is human,
To arr is pirate!!"