As a visitor to a strange town

This is a silly game my Dort and I play to giggle at!

As a visitor in a strange town where no-one knew me I would love to....

Dress in cycle shorts, sports shades, cycle helmet, and high vis jacket and go to the gym and hop on a stationary bike and start pedalling!

Go into an office block, find an empty desk and pretend to work.

So what would you do just for laughs?

I did it in Brighton when I pretended to be a German tourist! - someone asked me for money so I said I was from Germany and not local and not an English speaker.

This so-called down and out came back at me in textbook German saying the equivalent of "Really? - you must be the only German I've heard who doesn't speak perfect English."

Busted!

I like your style Steve!

I have a work colleague who had a bet with a mate that when he resigned from
Our company he would turn up in a full size squirrel costume, go to our canteen & ask them if their food was nut free because he was allergic.

I can't think of anything more nutty than that