Steve's Saturday smile

My mate has just hired an eastern european cleaner.
it took her five hours to hoover the house.
turns out she was Slovak


Someone just posted this on my facebook page

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That's bang out of order!


When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
...........I Took her out with one punch.


My lady and I walked past a fancy new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible ?"she said.

Being the nice guy I am I thought "Sodit I'll treat her"
...So we walked past it again!



BBC have just announced that Gaddafi may have slipped in to Jordan?!?!?
.......Has that woman no shame?



I woke up last night to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed, at first I was afraid, then I was petrified.....




These were the least offensive i could use

My lady and I walked past a fancy new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible ?"she said.

Being the nice guy I am I thought "Sodit I'll treat her"
...So we walked past it again!

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I've been out with this guy!

Maximus said:

Someone just posted this on my facebook page

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That's bang out of order!

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I had to read that one a few times before the penny dropped

Happy Holidays said:

I had to read that one a few times before the penny dropped

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And me!!! xxx

News just in:

Police have been knocking at doors today warning of a cross-eyed burglar staking-out houses in the vicinity.

If you see him looking in your house, please warn the neighbours!