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Found this on a bra shop website...
Letters of the Alphabet!
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Small boobs
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
Two ladies where having lunch together and discussing the merits of
Cosmetic Surgery
The first lady says: "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job done."
The second lady replies: "Ooh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my a**ehole bleached!"
To which the first lady responds: "Wow.........I just can't picture your husband as a blonde........"
Magic bras . . . and more!
A woman went to the doctor asking for larger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having implants or wearing a magic bra. "When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates," the doctor explained.
Of course, the women chose the bra.
The next day she was out at a bar with girlfriends and noticed an attractive man sitting at the end of the bar. Flapping her arms, she strolled over to flirt with the man and he started flapping his legs.
"I see we have the same doctor," the man said.
I thought they were funny!! :beam:
Love
Letters of the Alphabet!
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Small boobs
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
Two ladies where having lunch together and discussing the merits of
Cosmetic Surgery
The first lady says: "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job done."
The second lady replies: "Ooh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my a**ehole bleached!"
To which the first lady responds: "Wow.........I just can't picture your husband as a blonde........"
Magic bras . . . and more!
A woman went to the doctor asking for larger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having implants or wearing a magic bra. "When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates," the doctor explained.
Of course, the women chose the bra.
The next day she was out at a bar with girlfriends and noticed an attractive man sitting at the end of the bar. Flapping her arms, she strolled over to flirt with the man and he started flapping his legs.
"I see we have the same doctor," the man said.
I thought they were funny!! :beam:
Love