I am proposing that we start selling off our unwanted body parts ..... so far I am offering the following at excellent rates ...
1. Baggy Belly with variety of stretch marks
2. Baby Bingo wings (suitable for the smaller frame)
3. Saddle bags (inner thigh) suitable perhaps for someone wishing to balance out a set of outer bags.
3. Under chin crepe (guarenteed to be Touche Elcat resistant)
4. Two Madonna-type hands (highly desirable).
Other items likely to become available over the coming weeks.
All realistic offers to Fatpossum - swaps considered.
1. Baggy Belly with variety of stretch marks
2. Baby Bingo wings (suitable for the smaller frame)
3. Saddle bags (inner thigh) suitable perhaps for someone wishing to balance out a set of outer bags.
3. Under chin crepe (guarenteed to be Touche Elcat resistant)
4. Two Madonna-type hands (highly desirable).
Other items likely to become available over the coming weeks.
All realistic offers to Fatpossum - swaps considered.