Sorry but this is about 'Farting'

phatmomma

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I am a really dousche bag today. I think i've spent most the day blooming farting.. I'm guessing it's down to the fact i've eaten about 6 pieces of fruit....

Any ideas about what to do? Apart from spray air freshener and put a peg on the kids noses?
 
this gave me a good chuckle:):):)
 
Sorry i'm a non smoker so no matches and still stinking lol
 
HAHA, this made me laff !! I fart all the time too, my fella thinks im a weird woman and that no other women fart, im always like ohhh aaayyyeeeee :rolleyes: ..... xxxx
 
Hahaaaa, i doooo but he always moans .. i fart way more than him, and i find it hilarious wen i fart he just thinks im immature haha ..... xxxxx
 
I don't know about lighting them(!) but lighting a match does get rid of the smell. Apparently. I wouldn't know, mine smell of roses :p
 
lol :)
 
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