Fridays Joke,

onlyme!

is a naughty girl...

• 17 September 2010

• #1

So I use to do jokes on a Friday when I was here before, so here we go. I apologise now, they are normally rude please don't read if easily offended!

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

xxx

 

enlightenme2

Life is brass right now

• 17 September 2010

• #2

roflmao!!!!! well my butt's not big, it's actually flat... appreciated the joke though!!

 

this*time

Full Member

• 17 September 2010

• #3

hahahahaha good 1

 

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Overtiredmum

Full Member

• 17 September 2010

• #4

I just spat my coffee all over my desk!! Thats hilarious!

 

Kes

Gold Member

• 17 September 2010

• #5

thats really funny!
thanks for that...
we should have one a day not just on fridays!

 

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stokegal

Silver Member

• 17 September 2010

• #6

:8855:

That was really funny - I totally agree with a joke of the day too - I'm just not funny enough to say one though

 

rose1987

reaching my goal

• 18 September 2010

• #7

love it ! we defo need a laugh whilst on this diet as some days are so sad . Thanks for that hun x

 

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leeds123

Silver Member

• 19 September 2010

• #8

loves it!