Reverence for Irrelevance

Thought of the day:

I wish someone had described 'maternity leave' as spending a minimum of 12 hours a day with someone that cannot speak, not to mention said person is a dribbling incontinent with appalling table manners.

It would have prepared me A LOT MORE.

To provide the balanced view, I got a lot of cute cuddles today, and a definite kiss; not just a drooling gob on the cheek, it was a definite smooch.

and yes, this diary will contain veerrrry little diet-related material. It's how I roll.