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[FONT="]Several men are in the locker room at the golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
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[FONT="]Everyone else in the room stops to listen.[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Hello'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club ?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Yes'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'I am at Bluewater and I've found this beautiful leather coat.[/FONT]
[FONT="]It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership on the way here and saw the new 2010 Models. I saw one I really liked.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'How much ?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: '£65,000[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'OK, but for that price please make sure you haggle for all the optional extras.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'Great ! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £750,000.[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Well, if you still like it that much, why not make an offer of £700K. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's worth it.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later ! I love you so much !'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Bye ! I love you, too.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.[/FONT]
[FONT="]He turns and asks:[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Anyone know who this phone belongs to ?"[/FONT]
[/FONT]
[FONT="]Everyone else in the room stops to listen.[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Hello'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club ?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Yes'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'I am at Bluewater and I've found this beautiful leather coat.[/FONT]
[FONT="]It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership on the way here and saw the new 2010 Models. I saw one I really liked.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'How much ?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: '£65,000[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'OK, but for that price please make sure you haggle for all the optional extras.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'Great ! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £750,000.[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Well, if you still like it that much, why not make an offer of £700K. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's worth it.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later ! I love you so much !'[/FONT]
[FONT="]MAN: 'Bye ! I love you, too.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.[/FONT]
[FONT="]He turns and asks:[/FONT]
[FONT="]" Anyone know who this phone belongs to ?"[/FONT]
