windy

thelandlady

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hiya everyone, 1/3 of your plate on veg or salad and fruit, but its giving me a smelly problem and noisy, i could play a tune as i walk lol anyone want to join my band.:kissass::kissass::kissass::kissass:
 
I'll join you! It's been painful not being able to let it out as I've been visiting in laws.
Too much tea hasn't helpful either.
Lots of water should help.
 
hiya everyone, 1/3 of your plate on veg or salad and fruit, but its giving me a smelly problem and noisy, i could play a tune as i walk lol anyone want to join my band.:kissass::kissass::kissass::kissass:
You have what my hubby calls "custard wellies" :rotflmao:-Im lucky because I have always eaten masses of fruit n veg and have the constitution of a donkey -hubby however is all guns blazing every time he is away from home for a day and has to eat "processed" stuff -then he comes home to everything fresh and cooked from scratch and his system has to adjust :sign0137:
 
Ha ha, always a fan of these threads... Prrrrrrrrp!
 
oh yes i could join you!! very windy!!!
 
I could fly a kite ;)
 
I find all beans are my worst enemy - kites nothing - I could power a glider filled to capacity lol
 
Good grief. I'm like a hot air balloon after a veggie stir fry!!!!!!!
Tummy bloated- and full of gas!!
My dog won't even sit near me!!!!
 
OMG went to local shop to get a bottle of Pepsi Max and I could not hold my wind in and my life it smelt of rotton tomatoes. I have never been so embarassed lol
 
good lord

smelly tomatoes lol

well i aint eaten any whole cauliflowers for a while so no cauliflower fluffs from me.

Am i evil ?? cause i used to giggle secretly when i dropped one and watched everyones face scrunch up and say " can you smell that its awful"

and to which i would reply its certainly not me and if it was i wouldnt own up to it!!
 
Hey Guys and Gals..... I was just thinking forget kites etc, if we all get together we could launch a space shuttle for NASSA :8855:
 
Hubby has same problem since joining SW. Practically sent himself into orbit the other night.

He's just grateful that he works with power tools at work and can cover the noise!
 
Loving this thread - it's such base humour that it applies to the naughty schoolboy in me! And yes, I've hardly stopped trumping since I joined SW 6 weeks ago! I'm a human whoopee cushion :D:D:D!
 
Believe m it's better than it being stuck like I get! I would do anything to be able to walk down the street and fart to my heart's content looool!!!!
 
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