Loved vs Hated Weightloss quotes and cliches

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Fighting the bulge
Morning all!!

Ive heard quite a few of them lately and just wondered what your favourite and most hated are?? Are there any that have really inspired you? Any which you have used as an excuse?


HATED
  • Losing weight is easy. Just eat less and exercise more
  • Im big boned - I used to use this all the time!!
LOVED
  • Failing to plan is planning to fail (from someones sig on here!!!)
  • Success is a journey, not a destination. Focus on the process.
 
Hated...................

Don't loose any more you look gaunt.

Why are you dieting !!!

Loved...............

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
 
HATED:
I'm exercising, and muscle weighs more than fat
Oh, you'll be too thin at xx stone

LOVED:
I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk (from someone's sig on here)
 
i absolutely HATE with a passion:

"nothing tastes as good as slim feels"

arghhhhhhhhh my mum says this to me nearly every meal time and it drives me effing bonkers!!

i know this, this is why im dieting, i dont need you to remind me every 10 minutes
:mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Hated

Eat less Move more :sigh:

When I was a size 8 dont lose anymore weight you will slip down the drain.:confused:

Why have you let your self go?:eek:

A minute on the hips a life time on the hips ( and dont i know it ) :eek:

Loved ? Need to think about that :rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Fillymum - LOVE THIS!! 'Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.'

Its strange isnt it how some people find inspiration from them and others hate them!!

Some brilliant ones here!!

A minute on the hips a life time on the hips - hate to agree i HATE it!
I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk (from someone's sig on here) - LOVE it HAHA cracked me up!! xx
 
I am another one who cant abide "nothing tastes as good as slim feels". The person who invented that clearly had never eaten Galaxy chocolate.

And from another signature, one I love "I would give up chocolate, but Im not a quitter!"
 
Fillymum - LOVE THIS!! 'Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.'

Its strange isnt it how some people find inspiration from them and others hate them!!

Some brilliant ones here!!

A minute on the hips a life time on the hips - hate to agree i HATE it!
I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk (from someone's sig on here) - LOVE it HAHA cracked me up!! xx


What a good job we are all different. How dull it would be if we all liked the same...........some really good ones in the love and the hate
 
oohhh I have "failing to plan is planning to fail" in my singature- and have recently added
"remember the 6 Ps" -Prior Planning Prevents P*ss poor performance" -both taken from hubby -a squaddy who is sick of hearing both on a daily basis at work :p ...ooh and I also think another one hubby uses makes sense ... KISS -Keep It Simple Stupid :D ....... Bet hubby would never believe I actually listen when he rambles on about work

When I get to goal -NOT IF -I have to say that anyone who says "oohh don't lose anymore" oooh aren't you gaunt *yeah -chance would be a fine thing* - is going to need medical help :grumble:
 
ooooh sorry -forgot my other fave
"little pickers wear big knickers" :D
 
My sister gave me a card a few years ago, I keep it on the fridge - it says - "Inside me is a thin girl crying to get out.... I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies"

I also have fridge magnet which is apparantly a quote by Miss Piggy - "Never eat more than you can lift"

Oh and a Winne the Pooh one which says "How long does getting thin take?" - I'm a big fan of Winne the Pooh and that sounds very pooh like :)
 
There are some really good ones here! Capricorn it must have been your sig i saw it in :)

"I might be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight!" hahaha

"Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality"

"You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there"

"Your life is not a rehearsal. Don't leave it without giving it your all"

Just some more which i quite like! xx
 
"Nothing tastes as good as slim feels" - oh, I hate that one, sorry. It's nonsense.

Anything that uses the word "journey" for anything other than an actual journey.
 
I love if you cant make me thin can you make all my friends fat-makes me laugh

Also in the hating the "nothing tastes as good as being slim feels" camp
 
wow not a lot of love for "nothing tastes as good as being slim feels" lol

Ninnins - I use to have a coaster that said 'if you cant make me skinny, please make my friends fat' use to crack me up as all my friends are skinny millinnis!! xx
 
Someone bought me a badge once, saying "I'm not fat, I'm just short from my size!" Needless to say, they are my friend anymore!

:eek: I cant believe that!!!

Im glad your not their friend anymore! I would have sent them packing with a black eye!! xx
 
I think I hate just about any of these when they come from the mouth of some one thin. Also it really depends on when they say it.

I am fond of a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips though.
 
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