mine would have to be:
You're shrinking!
and
I can see your baby perfectly in the sonogram (and no your pouch doesnt obstruct my view!) LOL
inshallah Nina, that will be for both of us next year, all the more reason to stay on track, love you xxx
Mine would definately be .. congratulations you've won the euro millions .. biggest ever prize and you are dirty, filthy, stinking uber rich rofl.