funny keep fit story's share yours here

sometimes we all get caught up in the serious side of exercise and dont look at the relaxed and funny side of it, so have you a funny or strange keep fit story to share
my mum and myself decided to join the local swimming pool and had been going for a few weeks when the attendant announced that the mens and womens showers were out of order and had been changed over, so in we go with all our swimming gear, get changed no problems so far, and walk through the shower room to get to the pool and there to our surprise was a man standing stark naked taking his shower well my mum just looked so embaressed and didnt know where to look, i being slightly braver but not looking up just blurted out oh your hair shampoo smells nice, then as i looked up noticed he didnt have a hair on his body............. well the top half anyway and wasnt using any shampoo at all...........
the attendant met us as we came out to the pool and kept saying how sorry he was that he didnt realise there was still a man in there.

brill. Pmsl.Be hard to beat that one.

Do you remember his face?

oh my gosh the worst thing that happened to me when i was about 14 i had my frist ever 'proper' boyfriend, things ended we split up etc.

about 6 moths later i joined my dad's gym it was at a local hotel and the changing rooms were all open imagine my surprise to walk in aged 15 to the changing rooms to see my ex's mam stark naked hahaha. it was a little bit awkward to say the least