MEN !!

flabbybumbum

On a mission

1. Men are likeLaxatives
They irritate the crap out of you.


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2. Men are like.
Bananas

The older they get, the less firm they are.


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3. Men are like
Weather

Nothing can be done to change them.



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4. Men are like
Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



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5. Men are like
Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

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6. Men are like
Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.


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7. Men are like
Department Stores

Their clothes are always 1/2 off!


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8. Men are like
Government Bonds
.. They take soooooooo long to mature.


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9. Men are like
Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


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10.
Men are like

Popcorn

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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11. Men are like
Snowstorms

You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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12. Men are like
Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not very bright.








 
Haha, I love number 12.
 
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