O/T Loch Ness

Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life

• 30 September 2009

• #1

My middle son (25) was talking to a friend about creatures that may, or may not, exist.

My son: And then there's the Loch Ness Monster, of course...

The friend: Oh yeah, people say they've seen that don't they?

My son: Yeah, scientists have done searches and stuff though and nobody can find it.

The friend: It's supposed to live in some big lake, or something, isn't it?

My son: Er, yeah. A big lake called LOCH NESS.


Where do these people come from?!

 

Mrs V

Loves Life!

• 30 September 2009

• #2

ROFL!!!!

 

Vixxster

Nojo on the YoYo

• 30 September 2009

• #3

Pfft my mate who I met at Uni (in Liverpool) thought that the Cavern was famous because Bruce Springsteen had played there and that Eleanor Rigby was 'Some little old homeless woman who changed the world' - which of course is the reason there is a statue of her in town.

 

b_n_3003

Silver Member

• 30 September 2009

• #4

to both of those, it's quite scary isn't it

made me laugh though


I once worked in a pub doing the waitressing bit, and this really gorgeous girls who was very clever study wise joined us, but OMG she was thick in the general sense ... she once asked this question (apologies if it offends anyone) is necrophilia a job and wondered why we all just stared at her

 

judimac

Mad old Bat with Attitude

• 30 September 2009

• #5

One of my junior staff was talking about coming thro the village next to me and saying she'd been held up by the pond because the ducks were on the road. She said she didn't know that ducks grew that big, I said "that would be because they're geese"

 

Scarlet Daisy

Hungry For Life

• 30 September 2009

• #6

Hahaha! The dumbness abounds! My Mum can be daft but with her it's how surreal she is that takes the cake.

She once returned a guinea pig to the pet shop and got a replacement...After complaining the original one was "a lesbian"!

 

mommyB

love it

• 30 September 2009

• #7

Was taking my daughters friend home, they were both in the back of the car (aged 5-thats the girls not the car)

my daughter " aysha,do you know you 2 times table?"
Aysha " no but we are getting a new table for our kitchen and we are gonna eat our diner on it"

I almost exploded trying to hold in my laughter

 

Strawberri

Mad As A Hatter

• 30 September 2009

• #8

a friend of mine once asked me "do sheep eat rabbits!!?"

I said "uhmm, you know your a dumbass yeah!!"

berri xx

 

mommyB

love it

• 30 September 2009

• #9

we once managed to convince a friend that polar bears put their paws over their black noses when they hide in the snow when they're hunting, so they cant be seen!!

 

cookieg

Full Member

• 30 September 2009

• #10

your all mad I like it