Yes number 8 is horrible. Some people are sick! The rest are funny though.
I think the best way to move on though is to get in great shape, get a new haircut, a hot new man and parade yourself in front of the ex looking very smug indeed
Totally agree with watergirl - its best to avoid anything that could land you at the local police station (although I did meet a rather nice looking off-duty policeman on a train on Sunday!)