The lady and the chocolate

The LADY and the CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don't you? You want me! YOU WANT ME!
LADY: No Chocolate, I do not want you, for after the initial
PLEASURE there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT.
CHOCOLATE: That, LADY is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE.
Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE?
LADY: No, Chocolate. I would not do that.
CHOCOLATE: Thank you.
(A munching sound is heard, followed by
a sigh of pleasure)


 
fan bl**dy tastic!!!

And so incredibly true,with a lot of foods, not just the wonderful chocolate!
 
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