O/T pub slogans!

Hi everyone
To cut a long story short, last year i had a big party for my 40th. I did it all myself there is no-way my OH could organise it properly!!).
It was at my house etc etc. I made up my own beer mats with the help of all the lovely CDers. My SIL is 40 in a few weeks and having an at home party and would like me to make up beer mats again (coasters) but, as many of mine got binned, i cant remember the slogans.
I had things such as
-We'll always be friends - you know too
much
the sort of thing that we all read on cards and magnets etc.
I would be delighted if any of you reading this could give me a sentiment that i can use.
thank you all so so much for any help you can give me.
SIL has fab sense of humour so won't be shocked!
Mx

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

Friends are family we choose for ourselves

Sayings and Quotes

Best friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

See the link at the top of my post above, really good site !

Thank you, i'll use them and have a look at the link.
Mx

Ooh, Charley i see you are going to disney paris. i'm going in October for 3 nights. Kids are really looking forward to it.