Donnie46
Slow but sure....
This guy goes skydiving for the first time.
After he jumps out of the
plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.
Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but
unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.
As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way.
He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
"No", she says,
"Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
Hope you enjoyed a little chuckle...
After he jumps out of the
plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens.
Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but
unfortunately, the chute still does not appear.
As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way.
He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
"No", she says,
"Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
Hope you enjoyed a little chuckle...